we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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