I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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