When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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