She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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