yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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