Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
Randomize
