we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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