I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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