some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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