Yo dont text me then not text me
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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