This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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