Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
