FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize