The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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