gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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