Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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