I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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