I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I stole a fireplace last night.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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