don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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