ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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