Whod you bang
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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