What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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