i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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