I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
