Yo dont text me then not text me
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Randomize