You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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