Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Drunk is not a location!
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Randomize
