Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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