used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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