He is such a slut. More and more my type.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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