Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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