the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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