got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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