i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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