My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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