I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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