thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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