It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I wish you could order shots online.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Randomize
