She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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