Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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