yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
