Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
