I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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