Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Randomize
