Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I'm at about main and main street
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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