great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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