Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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