Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Found the puke drawer
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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