But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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