Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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