very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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