i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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