What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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